Buying A Baby Is Expensive

PR and I had a nice little conversation last night after her bath. Here’s how it went: PR: “LB’s not a big girl yet because she doesn’t wear big girl underwear. She’s still a baby.” Me: “She’s not as big as you, but she’s not a baby anymore.” PR: “Wouldn’t it be so cute and…

A Quick Trip To Wal-Mart And A Spatula Named Oinky

We spent last Saturday with OB’s family and both girls fell asleep on the car ride home. This is a really rare occasion and it was very unusual for OB and I to actually be able to carry on a conversation together without interruptions. Without, “Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? What was I going to say?”. Without, “Mommy, what did…

Drama From A Mama

In order to prevent anyone from having the false impression that I have it all together just because I am never more than an hour late for work and always make it in with mascara and a ponytail, am an expert on all things Bravo and am basically a professional cooker of pot roast, today I…