My {last minute} letter to Santa

Dear Santa, I know that this is really cutting it close, but by all accounts you are all types of magical, so I thought I’d go ahead and put in my requests since I would classify myself as belonging on the “nice” list this year. I’ll start with the stocking stuffers: Now I know that…

The post of Christmas past

‘Tis five days before Christmas and I’m holding back tears Just thinking how the holiday has changed o’er the years. I remember like yesterday Christmas two-thousand-nine, I was tired and bloated and couldn’t drink wine. We gathered with family and shared our big news: For the next seven months, I couldn’t drink booze! A baby!!…